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A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.

"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.

"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"

 

"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"

"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"


 

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