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Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

 

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.


 

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