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What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!

Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!

Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!

 

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?
He wanted something to get his teeth into!


 

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Chemical Analysis of Human Elements

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Element name: WOMAN.
Symbol: WO.

Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.

Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter...Read More

Bird Calls

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For forty years we have studied bird calls . There are so many different species , and to make it more difficult they have territorial accents just like people do.

The really amazing thing is, we have translated all of ...Read More

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